Dear Sir, - Those of your readers who are interested in the subject of monopedes would no doubt be pleased to see this tracing of a study from life. The original was formerly a London tea-shop waitress; but, of course, her "waiting" days are now over.
Incidentally, this appears to be the ideal angle for a dainty monopede to display her charms if she wishes to retain her incognito.
Why have we not heard further of "Monopede Swimmer" - one of the dainties you have ever portrayed?
Yours truly,
Observer.