Dear Sir, - I am a new reader of your excellent paper, having only taken it in since the Summer Annual.
I was agreeably surprised, when reading the correspondence, to find that I am not alone in being immensely attracted by one-legged girls. I had always thought it was a peculiarity of my own, and must say I can't resist an attractive monopede, especially when wearing a high heel.
I may say I eventually captured one all for myself, and we have been married ten years; and a better and smarter wife no man ever had.
To "Helen Fivetoes", who is about to get married, I say, wear your smartest shoe, etc., and if he is anything like myself your husband will always be your devoted slave.
Yours truly,
New Reader